Everybody's Barfing and Screaming on This Week's Parenthood

Parenthood jumped ahead three months last night, in case you missed the title card and wondered why all the new sitcoms were canceled, the cars were flying, and Max was my son now. 'Cause the time jump! Zeek is still alive—good for him—and Amber is much more pregnant than when we last saw her. Everyone else is so much… » 10/31/14 10:30am Yesterday 10:30am

You Suck Ass Drake: A Taxonomy of Thirsty Celebrity Instagram Comments

Alongside your selfies and sunsets, beneath your puppy pics and above your cat closeups, there exists a world where the extraordinary and ordinary commingle. A world where princes are treated like paupers and paupers act like princes. A world where, if Beyoncé would just plsss scroll down, you'd be able to properly… » 10/30/14 11:00am Thursday 11:00am

AHHHH: Natalie Wood's Ghost Possibly Haunting Her Former Boat

The investigation into Natalie Wood's death was reopened in 2011, and in 2012 her death certificate was amended to list her cause of death as "drowning and other undetermined factors." The "undetermined factors" (Robert Wagner, Christopher Walken) still have yet to be determined, mostly because police have yet to… » 10/30/14 10:48am Thursday 10:48am

Did Anne Hathaway Refuse to Touch a Journalist Because of Ebola?

It's the reason we're all reading this from a bath of Purell™, the reason we burned all of our clothes, and the reason our moms are so worried about us. It's the reason we've stopped eating poop we find on the train, and the reason we dug a grave to our proportions in the backyard, just in case. It's Ebola, my man,… » 10/29/14 11:20am Wednesday 11:20am

Gene Simmons Thinks Women Should "Stop Depending on Men"

Face paint garbage mouth Gene Simmons, who recently told those suffering from depression to kill themselves, had some advice for women in a recent interview with Fox News host garbage mouth Andrea Tantaros. In short: find a way to make your own money and stop depending on men. Aw jeeze, Gene, us ladies? But how? » 10/26/14 11:56am Sunday 11:56am

Drunk Uncle Showed up With a Bunch of Jim Carreys on Last Night's SNL

Jim Carrey hosted last night's Saturday Night Live, promoting the upcoming Dumb and Dumber To, and it was alllllll right. (Ace Ventura reference.) At the very least, it only improved after Carrey's Halloween monologue, during which he played Helvis—hell Elvis—and sang about pecan pie. (I think, an odd reference to… » 10/26/14 9:45am Sunday 9:45am

Benedict Cumberbatch Tried, and Failed, to Walk Like Beyoncé

Benedict Cumberbatch, our little Sherlock Holmes, beautiful object of the Internet's desire, appeared on The Graham Norton Show recently with comedian Miranda Hart. In her segment, Hart shows the audience how to do the "pop star walk," popularized by Beyoncé, and Benedict gives it a whirl. (A poor whirl, but a whirl… » 10/25/14 11:56am 10/25/14 11:56am

Man Captured After Killing Two California Officers in Shooting Spree

The Placer County sheriff's office reports a suspect accused of shooting four people on Friday morning, three of them Northern California sheriff's deputies, was found and forced to surrender after a manhunt. Two deputies were killed in his shooting spree, while the third deputy and a civilian were injured. » 10/25/14 9:30am 10/25/14 9:30am