Jamie Dornan's Wild, Sexy Night at the Sex Dungeon

You know how whenever you go to a sex dungeon you're always like, "Come on, guys, I know I'm not paying for this, but I am expecting a show"? Well, you're not going to believe this, but Jamie Dornan thought that exact thing when he went to a sex dungeon. For work! » 12/17/14 1:40pm Wednesday 1:40pm

Roman Polanski Wants to Close His Rape Case So He Can Shoot New Movie

Adding to the ever-growing pile of powerful men who just want everybody to chill out about their alleged rapes already, all right?, jeeze, come on, relax, celebrity lawyer Alan M. Dershowitz has filed a motion asking permission to represent Roman Polanski in an effort to close his ol' statutory rape case. » 12/16/14 4:30pm Tuesday 4:30pm

Courtney Stodden's Mom Got Married

Love, what a wonderful thing. The sun and the moon. Warmth at night. Joy. Peace of mind, calm of heart. 2014 was a year full of love for gravely horny former child bride Courtney Stodden, who, in August, reignited her passion for 100-year-old Green Mile extra Doug Hutchison. Now, as the year comes to a close, her… » 12/16/14 10:50am Tuesday 10:50am

Lindsay Lohan Loves London and Is Never Coming Back

Lindsay Lohan, where did she go? To Heaven, maybe. There she floats, angel wings affixed to her small frame, dining with Joe Strummer. "What do you say, Joe?" she asks, "Fill up our plates?" They fill up their plates, once again, with delicious appetize—oh wait, nevermind. She's just still in London. And she's never… » 12/15/14 12:00pm Monday 12:00pm

Mark Wahlberg Ate So Much Breakfast (How Much Breakfast Did He Eat?)

Mark Wahlberg, talented producer, actor, and violent criminal who would have stopped 9/11 if only he'd been on the plane, ate such a big breakfast after wrapping The Gambler—you have no idea! » 12/12/14 10:55am 12/12/14 10:55am

Terminal Ugliness: An Incredibly Sad Chat With a 58-Year-Old Virgin

Today, Science of Us, the blog that brought us November's incredible horsefucker interview, published an interview with a 58-year-old virgin from Paradise, California. It is notable not because it picks the brain of a man who has never experienced the joy of hardcore doing it, but because it is—just, from beginning… » 12/10/14 2:45pm 12/10/14 2:45pm

Breaking Hair News: Justin Bieber Dyed His Hair Blond

BONK BONK BONK. WEEE-OOOO WEEE-OOOO. PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW. This is not a test. Please take to your hair chairs and put on your helmets—just kidding. That part was a test. Do not put on your helmets. Just put on your hair seat belts in your hair chairs and you'll be fine. Justin Bieber dyed his hair blond! » 12/08/14 2:41pm 12/08/14 2:41pm