Please Stop Telling Kit Harington He's a Hunk—He Hates It!

Does anyone have it harder than Kit Harington? You may think yes, but—god love you—that's just because you're stupid. God, you're so stupid you make me sick. » 3/30/15 4:55pm Yesterday 4:55pm

Martha Stewart Imprisoned Again, Trapped in Crowded Elevator

The only insider trading Martha Stewart was doing this time around was: trading tips on how to get out of an elevator (from inside an elevator)! » 3/30/15 12:52pm Yesterday 12:52pm

Wait—Why Wasn't Jon Hamm in Gone Girl?

Jon Hamm, who recently completed a 30-day stint in rehab, is headed to our televisions on April 5 in the return of AMC's Mad Men. But why wasn't he headed to our movie screens back on October 3 when Gone Girl came out? Hmm. A good question. » 3/30/15 11:13am Yesterday 11:13am

Zayn Finally Speaks: "I’ve Let Fans Down"

Zayn—what's going on in his brain? So many thoughts he can't contain. He had to give his mouth free rein, so an exclusive interview The Sun obtain(ed)—Zayn. » 3/27/15 3:32pm Friday 3:32pm

James Franco Dons Incredible Disguise, Goes Unnoticed by No One

Look at Sophie Hunter’s Wedding Gown or Don't, I Don't Care

Sophie Hunter, the woman Benedict Cumberbatch chose to marry instead of you and also instead of me, so sorry to us, unveiled her one-of-a-kind Valentino wedding gown in Vogue and on Instagram today. » 3/26/15 1:10pm Thursday 1:10pm

Laters, Baby: 50 Shades of Grey Sequel Officially Without a Director

"There's something about you. I can't leave you alone. I'm like a moth to a flame," Christian Grey once told Anastasia Steele. In a statement released today, director Sam Taylor-Johnson told the 50 Shades of Grey franchise the opposite. (In a way.) » 3/26/15 10:43am Thursday 10:43am

Prosecutor: Co-Pilot Deliberately Crashed Flight as Passengers Screamed

Audio from the cockpit voice recorder recovered from Germanwings flight U49525 indicates the co-pilot intended to "destroy the aircraft," said Brice Robin, Public Prosecutor of Marseille, on Thursday. » 3/26/15 9:29am Thursday 9:29am

Miles Teller Borrowed $100,000 for Acting Class and Has Not Paid It Back

Justin Bieber Pledges Leonardo DiCaprio's Pussy Posse

Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, and Justin Bieber, dystopian parable admonishing fame's influence, were spotted partying together at 1Oak nightclub in West Hollywood over the weekend. Hmm. But don't those guys hate each other? » 3/24/15 11:00am 3/24/15 11:00am

Asshole Bees Fail to Kill Sweet Grandpa 

Bunch of piece of shit bees tried to murder an old grandpa at a baseball game in southern Utah on Friday. Can you believe it? Of course you can. Bees have been pulling this shit forever. » 3/23/15 5:05pm 3/23/15 5:05pm

Hey Look at That, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Are Married

Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper Are "Not" Having Sex, Yeah Right

Are Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper having sex? Yes, almost certainly. Why wouldn't they. However, Jennifer Lawrence would like to assure you (unprompted) there is "no sex" in their professional work spouse relationship—mmhm. » 3/23/15 11:41am 3/23/15 11:41am

Everybody's Worried About You, Zayn

The world got word yesterday that Zayn Malik, the member of One Direction who likes graffiti, exited One Direction's world tour due to rumor-based stress. Today, the world has gotten word that everybody is worried about him. » 3/20/15 1:32pm 3/20/15 1:32pm

Us Weekly Retracts Kendall Jenner Interview

Oh My God Zayn Malik Quit One Direction's World Tour

Zayn Malik, your least favorite member of One Direction if you had to rank them, no offense to Zayn Malik, has quit One Direction's world tour. Uh-oh. » 3/19/15 1:06pm 3/19/15 1:06pm