Renée Zellweger Likes Her Boyfriend

It’s maddening to think that there are people out there whose faces we know from television and film, walking around all day, just think, think, thinking thoughts inside of their own heads. What are they thinking? Tell us. They should be forced to tell us. Luckily, Renée Zellweger, a women from film, recently told us… » 4/22/15 4:05pm Wednesday 4:05pm

Cara Delevingne and St. Vincent (Perfect Women) Broke Up

We bring you this news with a heavy heart. St. Vincent and Cara Delevingne, two perfect women previously seen kissing and walking, have broken up. They used to be in a relationship, but now they are not. The world has turned and left us here. Say it ain’t so. » 4/22/15 1:35pm Wednesday 1:35pm

Lindsay Lohan Mixes Up Her Beautiful, Ass in Arabic 

Oh, Lindsay. Poor, sweet Lindsay. Lindsay Lohan—semi-famous young woman who is just trying to take every day as it comes—attempted to post an image on Instagram this afternoon of the words “You’re beautiful,” written in Arabic. Instead, she posted an image of the words “You’re an ass,” written in Arabic. » 4/21/15 6:20pm Tuesday 6:20pm

Charlize Theron Loves Her Dogs as Much as Her Son

Charlize Theron—an actress known primarily for her SoulCycle feud with Tia Mowry—covers the most recent issue of W Magazine, in which she is interviewed about a variety of deeply personal topics: work, life, how she loves her dogs as much as her son, etc. » 4/21/15 1:55pm Tuesday 1:55pm

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin: Officially Divorced

Does the air feel a bit heavier? Does the ground underneath your feet feel as though it could open up and swallow you whole at any moment? Does your heart feel a bit...heavier? Well, my friend, it may be because Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow—public figures, parents to Apple and Moses (humans)—have officially filed… » 4/21/15 10:10am Tuesday 10:10am

Spider Babies Explode in Broom Attack, Death Bows His Head and Weeps

A couple in Hallett Cove, South Australia filmed themselves killing a wolf spider with a broom recently. Did they film themselves because they knew it would explode with hundreds of baby spiders, making for a brutal and terrifying video? Almost certainly. Should you watch it? Almost certainly you should not. And yet.
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Please Retrieve Your Pay Stub From Sarah Jessica Parker

Mere months after she found your lost $4,700 check , Sarah Jessica Parker, human lost and found for whom shopping is cardio, has found your pay stub. Would you like to know how much you earned and how much was taxed, or should Sarah Jessica Parker just shred this for you? » 4/14/15 10:35am 4/14/15 10:35am